Lord Justice and Elitist Dialectics Two

(At a cafe in a land called the Snakepit)

(One person, called the Elitist, is seated on a bench drinking coffee. Another, known as the Lord Justice, is just leaving the place with Pepsi, when he is hailed by the Elitist for a chat. The Lord Justice, breathing a sigh of resignation, walks to the Elitist like a convict who has just accepted the reality of his life imprisonment. He stands there, awaiting the "discourse" that shall flow out of the mind of this superficialist. After a few minutes of, as usually expressed by the Elitist,"slow but subtly cherished" sips that empty the glass, the Elitist asks a question, which he knows, is Socratic in nature)

Elitist: Do you have any inclination towards attending a gathering that is social in nature which involves a significant amount of rhythmic limb movement and rhythmic vibrations of certain artificial and electronic devices which induce such rhythmic limb movement ,and such an event involves a certain degree of human interaction, usually between the opposite gender, whose officially innocent purpose is to invoke innocent yet childish courtship between the two or more people so as to ensure a good social and personal life, but the purpose is actually misinterpreted as a way of ensuring that such an interaction results in a certain kind of one way intercourse between the physical organic composites of the homo sapiens?

Lord Justice:(Gawking for a few minutes before responding)....Did you mean whether I am attending the Music and Dance ball or not?

Elitist: Yes, as your limited mental faculties were able to make out from that query, I asked you whether you were attending the Dance ball, also known as Snakepit Social, that is being held this week by our unimaginative and bourgeois colleagues who lack the appreciation for fine subtleties in life?

Lord Justice: Nah, I have better things to do in life apart from going to another chaotic party with loud music and highly irritating persons who are trying to show off.

Elitist: What else is better than the mundane purpose socializing with people, usually of the opposite gender, for the purpose of honing in on your social and courtship skills, as far as you are concerned, considering your zealous and unconscious pursuit for moribund things?

Lord Justice: Well (giving a look that spoofs Rodin's Thinker),how about me wringing your neck with my bare hands right now!

Elitist: I thought going to Taj Residency for the Special Cocktail Night was better. Did you know that Bloody Mary's are being sold at Rs. 600 instead of the usual Rs. 900?

Lord Justice: Well, I was not aware of that , but I can tell you one thing and that is you will have something bloody on your breathing apparatus.

Elitist: Pardon me, but what did you just say?

Lord Justice: (Punches Elitist on the nose and blood appears to flow out ) That's a practical display of what I said. Does that satisfy you?

Elitist:(Mumbles with hands on the nose) Gnes!

The Many Meanings of IPL

IPL- Indian Philistine League/Institute for Philistine Louts/Insane Philistine Louts/Insane Philistine League/Indo-Pakistan Looting/Initially Philanthropic Losers/ Institutionalized Political Looting/Institutionalized Populist Looting/Indian Premier Losers/Indian Philosophical Losers/Insane Political League/Insane Populist Louts/Insane Populist Losers/Institutionalized Photographic Larceny/Institutionalized Papparazi Larceny/ Inadequate Public Licence/Indirect Public Looting/Institutionalized Public Looting/Institutionalized Public Losses/Institute for Public Looting/Institute for Political Larceny/Insanely Practical Looter/Institutionalized Public Loitering/Irritatingly Populist Losers/Irritatingly Populist League........and many more.

Elitist and Lord Justice Dialectics

(Elitist enters the room to find the Lord Justice putting on highly formal clothing)

Elitist- Why so dressed up?
Lord Justice- I am attending an important party. Do you think I should wear black shoes for it?
Elitist- Who are attending?
Lord Justice- Professors and academicians the Harvard University.
Elitist- Why bother about wearing shoes? You can wear anything, even chappals.
Lord Justice- What! Why are you saying that?
Elitist- Because they are Dharwad university guys! They are under paid, sloppy, moffusil socialists who don't believe in formality!

(Based on true events in an area full of snake pits)